Brick Ninja: Boring Ryu, CPA of EVIL This was made for the Brick Ninja contest hosted by Jin Saotome and The Toy Soup. The figures for the contest had to be a parody of forum members ala Jin's Brick Ninja figures This is of Toy Soup member Boring Ryu. His story is below. RECIPE: -DCSH Clark Kent body -Sota Ryu head -custom made glasses -painted briefcase from WWE Classics IRS -sculpted neck to match head and hand guardds -full repaint STORY: Sometimes a simple thing can change your life forever. In Ryu's case, it was being give to Master Gouken as a baby by his mother. He was never adopted by Gouken and was therefore never trained in the maritial art of Ansatsuken. Ryu grew like any other child. He excelled in his studies and grew to love math. He was picked on by other kids for this love and nicknamed Boring Ryu. It was when he was in college that he discovered his real passion in life: Evil. While working on taxes as an intern at a major corporation, Ryu discovered a way to steal millions from the company without them knowing. Upon completion of college he took the next logical step as an evil accountant and joined the evil corporate empire of the SOOP (the Society Organized to Overthrow Purity). As their accountant, Ryu saves them billions through his loopholes and accountsuken techniques. Clad in his neutral khaki suit, hair band and carpal tunnel resistant handpads, Ryu is ready to strike fear in IRS auditors.

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